As everyone knows, Pastafarians are required to wear a pasta strainer on their heads while they perform official duties. For many believers the pure absurdity of the act itself is part of its purpose -- after all who but the most truly devout to their noodly faith would wear kitchen implements on their heads?
Those of the alla Puttanesca schism, however, believe that fashion can be a valid part of their faith. For those and others we provide the Pasta Fascinator, a tiny colander that can be worn on the head with lace and feathers. Ramen.