For those of you who know what a "woot-off" is, you also know the agony of always being left to wither in the Vestibule of Patience, only to be denied that sweet, sweet Bravo Oscar Charlie - the ultimate... "Bag of Crap".
So, what's a geek to do? If you're me, you create your own BoC, easily printed on any 3d printer with no painting required. Then, unlike the Official Woot BoC, you make your BoC freely and easily obtainable by any and all who want it!
Print the bag in a light colored brown or dark tan at 0.2mm layer height. Print the question mark in gold or dark yellow at 0.05 or 0.1mm layer height with a brim. Both should be at 10-12% infill. Neither need supports. Both are best printed in the orientation presented. I scaled mine up 150%.