Do you have a tiny bedroom? Bed too damn big; giving you no room for a bedside table to put your stuff on???
Well we have the product for YOU! Introducing the Bedside Bracket System! This amazing and magical device replaces your beside table with one simple bracket! You like coffee? Snap on the Mug Attachment! Think coffee is nasty bean juice? Swap that baby out with the Cup Attachment! Believe fluids are for morons? Pop that puppy off and slap on the Phone Holder Attachment! We even have a Utility Attachment for.... well ANYTHING!
We at FFFTech have big plans! To be honest though; we don't want to work on these plans... because laying in bed is BETTER! And with the Bedside Bracket System; doing nothing in bed has never been easier!
So what are you waiting for you lazy sack of crap?!?!? Print the Bedside Bracket System, TODAY!
UPDATE: Version 1.2 is out. Two files have been added, in which you now can watch shows and streams from your phone hands free. (The second file is a mirror of the original file, in case you sleep on your left side) Print settings have also been updated for the Theatre Attachment. It's printed in "MY EYES!" Orange, in memory of the first "Bedside Theatre" seen at https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3005144
UPDATE 2: Version 1.5 is out. It occurred to me that someone might like to use their tablet to watch stuff in bed. (Yes it took me this long to guess that...) So if that is the case, I've uploaded a file that allows such choosing. This easily can hold a 10in tablet (Amazon Fire 10)