I hope everyone had a fantastic July 4th. Moving to Michigan this year really opened my eyes to the crazy big fireworks y'all can use. (Not that it's a bad thing) As such, I built a fireworks launcher! Please understand I take no responsibility for what you do with this, nor any harm that should come to others, should this be misused. This is not a weapon, it's to launch fireworks for amusement. Without further ado, here's the silly stereotypical commercial:

Hey You! Are you an eagle flying, moon landing, anti-communist, freedom loving AMERICAN!?!?!?!? Don't you wish those commie bastards on the other side of your fence appreciated their freedom just a little bit more?

Well we have the tech, we have the brains, hell we even have the ALL AMERICAN INNOVATION to bring you the FINEST PRODUCT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Introducing the Freedom Delivery System! This device launches volleys of PURE AMERICAN FREEDOM into the air to give those commies a run for their rubles! This launcher is specifically designed to launch TNT Brand Whistling Pete rockets, or similar size rockets at a 82° inclination. This launcher would make NASA blush and SpaceX shit bricks, that's how amazing our launcher is ladies and gentlemen. Kim Jong-un's got nothing on this shit!

Simply index 3 rockets into the Freedom Cartridge, insert the Freedom Cartridge into the Freedom Launching Base, and launch these babies into the STRATOSPHERE! THESE ARE INTERCONTINENTAL AMERICAN FREEDOM SPREADING MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We at FFFTech have a hard-on for AMERICA, and as such; you can print and load multiple Freedom Cartridges to launch and rapid reload volleys on those commie bastards!

So what are you waiting for fellow American citizen??? Spread the PURE UNADULTERATED AMERICAN DREAM OF FREEDOM, TODAY!!!!!!! (Or you're a commie....)

(DISCLAIMER) FFFTech is not a real company, and as such should not be taken literally in the previous advertisement. The Freedom Delivery System should be enjoyed responsibly. These are not missiles, they're bottle rockets. They do not go intercontinental, nor do they enter the stratosphere. With bottle rockets launched at their designed launch angle, they reach 40-50ft at most. (estimated) As stated previously, I don't take any responsibility for any harm that is caused by misuse or general usage. Please be safe.)

Post Printing:

Sanding and Alignment

Once the Freedom Cartridge has had it's brim removed, and all sides equally should be sanded.

Insert the cartridge into the launch base to check for alignment.

Repeat the process until the cartridge slides in and out with little force.