Does your annoying hellspawn... I mean wonderful angel of a child watch youtube all day, and play Fortnite all night, while doing nothing productive with their life? Got a roommate that doesn't pay their rent cut on time? Just wanna get people the hell off your network?!?!

Well we have the product for you!

Introducing the (Oh boy, a long ass name) Wearable DSTIKE OLED Wifi Deauther MiNi Enclosure (EPS Model)! Now you can take your wifi deauther anywhere, anytime, while still looking like a dunderhead!

No longer will little Timmy watch hentai with his door closed. Bust down that bitch and dropkick his wifi authorization straight to the abyss! Got a douche neighbor who borrowed your wifi once and now streams 4k movies CONSTANTLY? Stuff his body in the dumpster (My god this got morbid) and send his wifi access straight into a black hole! We at FFFTech believe if they ain't paying for it, it ain't their business getting on your network.

Our imbecilic engineers designed a port in the enclosure for adding an external antenna to you wifi deauther. Ironically, while adding a feature; in their drunken state, the engineers forgot to add room for an internal lithium polymer battery. But instead of being pessimists, we're gonna spin this into a feature, and say it can accept any external micro USB or JST connected power source. Because let's face it, our customers are too lazy to read this far. Just like Apple sheep.... I mean Apple's loyal consumers.

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So what are you waiting for, you tech junkies that'll literally follow anything?

Print a (Long name acomin') Wearable DSTIKE OLED Wifi Deauther MiNi Enclosure (EPS Model), TODAY!

(EPS Stands for External Power Supply. The IPS Model will be uploaded in the near future)

Post-Printing

Adding Adhesive

I would add a non-permanent, electronic friendly adhesive to the inside top edge of the casing, so the enclosure cover won't slip off while wearing the device.

Hardware & Software

Hardware:

DSTIKE OLED Wifi Deauther MiNi:

https://maltronics.com/collections/deauthers/products/wifi-deauther-oled

https://dstike.com/products/dstike-wifi-deauther-mini

The Damn Antenna:

https://dstike.com/products/dstike-ipex-2dbi-wire-antenna-for-esp-07-esp32-wrover

Software:

https://github.com/spacehuhn/esp8266_deauther